Man Up!

So recently a good friend of mine told me about an experience she had when she went to an Indian party at a club last week. She walks in with her friends and is chillin, sipping on her drink. Just then a guy comes up to her and says "Hey, my friends thinks your cute". Her reaction was are you freakin kidding me? Does this still happen? How old are we? I don't understand why people still do this.

To help out hopeful single guys everywhere, I thought I'd give some reasons as to why doing this is NOT a good idea:

1. The girl will assume you are hideous, and do not want to show your face

2. The girl already has the upper hand, because you don't have the balls to face her yourself (confidence is 95% of the battle)

3. The girl will most likely start talking to your friend that you sent instead of you, and then you'll be giving the toast as the best man, but you'll be disgruntled on the inside. As a result, you may drive yourself mad, and become addicted hookers.

4. Your friend can decide to play a joke on you, and talk to the ugliest girl in the club, and use the very same line. In which case, you will now have a hideous creature attached to your arm all night, who will not let you go, and you will not have a chance with anyone else. Odds are, your friend will probably move in on the hot girl afterwards.

To all you single guys out there, I have one bit of advice...Man Up! If you want to talk to a girl you gotta do it yourself. Nobody else can do it for you. Its not always easy, but the juice is definately worth the squeeze. Worst case scenario, she'll say she's not interested or that she has a boyfriend. In which case you can do what all guys do when they hear this. They act like they really give a shit about the boyfriend. So in the famous words of my cousin "Do what you gotta do".