From Break-ups to Make-ups?

I really don't understand what this world is coming to when things like this are available for sale. I recently came across a website that claims to give you the "secrets" for winning your Ex back. I have one question.....WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?!? It comes with great advice such as "What you should do when they leave with no warning or won't return your calls, emails, IM's or text messages". My guess is they should give advice such as "What you should do if they get a restraining order against you".

Look, I understand that break-ups are never easy (unless your the one looking to get out that is). However, running right back into a bad situation is never a good idea. I mean why would you escape from a burning house, and once your out and safe think "Man, I miss the heat, let me go right back in"? It makes no sense. Odds are, if you've broken up then you were in a relationship where you were doing things such as staring at the wall watching the paint dry when your on the phone with the other person, or getting into arguments such as which VH1 reality show is more in line with American Values. Your probably quoting Wikipedia like its the bible and having pointless tantrums that lead to more arguments. Additionally, your probably changing your facebook status more times than Hugh Hefner has changed a sex partner, and the whole time you're convinced its all "worth it". Well, let me put it gently....its not worth it, and don't be such a psycho about the situation. Its never good to be putting yourself through a situation where you don't even know who you are and how you got there. I'm willing to bet that before all the fights began, you probably didn't even watch VH1.

I'm guessing, if your a guy your in deep pain about the prospect of getting laid on a somewhat regular schedule, and if your a woman, your in deep pain about the prospect of having someone to be by your side when you want them there. My advice, is to take a deep breath and a long walk along the Las Vegas strip to clear your thoughts. Between the Mexicans offering prostitutes, and the random drunk people you see walking around, you'll probably be able to assess where you are in life. A brilliant thought may occur such as "Gee, I must be beautiful, because the stripper said so". This could lead to things such as increased self confidence, and a will to live. Under no circumstances, should you stalk your ex on websites such as Myspace or Facebook. This will undoubtedly lead to you asking her friends who "her new friend is" or even worst, you may have to write something nasty on her Funwall.

In conclusion my friends, if your checking out websites for getting your Ex back when they're not returning your messages, your in a pretty bad place. They are not returning the messages for one reason, and that is to get you out of their life for whatever reason. Take this as a hint, accept it, and get on with your life. Its easier said than done, but its not impossible. A few nights out with the boys or girls, and a few lucky one-night stands, and your back in the game. If all else fails, you always have Craigslist.