No Confidence - No Problem

Are you a hard-working executive? Do you not have time to pursue women? Are you looking to get laid, but just don't want to bother with the whole "making a woman like you first"? Well if you've answered yes to any of these questions, then I have the perfect place for you! According to this site there is a place called Viking's Exotic Island in the British Virgin Islands that's tailored to your "needs". For packages starting at $3,900 you can visit a tropical paradise where gorgeous women are required to "be your friend" during the duration of your stay. I'm sure its "good conversation" you'll be looking for. If there is a particularly "smart" woman that you fancy, then for packages starting at higher costs you can even reserve her to make conversation with.

You've got to admit, that someone has finally decided to call it like it is, when opening this resort up. Vegas, for example is known as "Sin City" but you've still got to do the whole going to a club thing, and seducing a woman first (granted being able to make up a sexy occupation such as race car driver does put the odds in your favor). However, someone finally decided that in the past few years, people who did not have money, have made money. Now although these people are business savvy, they are still social neanderthals, and probably have a hard time getting a girl into the sack. As a result, this island strokes more than just one's ego! My favorite part about the website is the picture of a man whose face is blurred out but he's on the beach with 2 beautiful women on each side, and he's wearing slacks with a belt on! This to me is proof of not understanding your element. Who the hell wears slacks to the beach!? Lucky for him, these women are interested in his big, heavy, personality.

The thing is there is a downfall here. You see, men are men, and women are women. No matter how much one is paying, there is still a chance that the woman does not want to "talk" with you. I mean I would really like to know what the island policies are on rejection. Are they required to re-imburse the entire vacation? I mean let's face it. Just because the guys going to this island have money, they may not necessarily spend it on their looks. The guy in the picture is obviously fit, and ready for work. But what do you do when the guy is Bill Gates or worst Patrick Ewing.

I guess some people just look at things in terms of What did I invest? How much time was spent? and What was my return? I'm sure for those people this place is the appropriate bang-for-the-buck they are looking for. As they say in the article, you've got to hand it to them for keeping the package prices close to the amount you'd spend on another vacation where you're not guaranteed to get laid.