The Sex Scholarship

We live in a capitalist society. If you can sell something and get ahead, by all means go for it. If you don't, someone else will. Its very simple, and it all goes back to supply and demand. The one thing that will ALWAYS be in demand is sex. Coincidentally, the supply will never be enough. Over the years, people have tried to take advantage of this economic opportunity, but were rejected and unfairly labeled as "prostitutes". However, today is a new day. Ms. Natalie Dylan found the loophole to make it all work.

After years of not allowing this kind of thing to occur, according to this article Natalie will be auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder, so she can pay her way to a Master's Degree in Marriage and Family Therapy! That's right, if your marriage is on the rocks one day you'll be able to discuss it with the lady that sold her virginity to the highest bidder. The funny thing about marriage counselors, is that they all seem to give so much advice, yet none of them seem to be married. This is a woman who clearly has her head in the right place. No, I'm not talking in between a man's legs, but rather in between a man's wallet and his pride. She has a bachelor's degree in women's' studies and wants to pursue her education and become a greater asset to society by learning how to help troubled marriages overcome their problems. First of all, what the hell is women's studies? I happen to study a woman every time I see one, but I don't get a degree for it (rather, I get a yes or no response from my loins).

In any case, poor Natalie had a hard time being able to hold this auction. She got turned down by ebay (you know, since their not doing these kinds of auctions any more, but kidneys are okay to sell off). So the Nevada brothel, The Moonlight Bunny Ranch stepped up to the plate. They figured since her sister is already an employee they will take a smaller percentage of the cut. You have to love the fact that a woman, whose sister is a an employee at a brothel, and who herself is auctioning off her virginity may some day be telling you why your marriage is on the rocks. Only in America! Her mother, who is a 4th grade teacher is not satisfied with her daughter's actions. However, the same mother is not dropping a dollar for the master's degree her daughter is seeking either (talk about going 0 for 2). In this process, Natalie has become quite famous. If she plays her cards right she can probably parlay this into a book deal, and then not even have to worry about working. She has been interviewed by several television stations and magazines. Now, I think everyone is just hoping that the ugliest, wart-filled, man in America is the winner and can't wait to see if she goes through with it.

Conclude what you will, but I think this woman is doing what any woman in her position (and IQ level) would do. She's selling the one thing that's god-given to her. I mean, I'm willing to bet her sister told her "Sis, don't worry about it. It may hurt a lil bit in the beginning, but after that its all good. Just look at me. I loved it so much, that I can't get enough!". After heeding these words, she decided that the first thrust would be the dearest. Several people have commented about how wrong this is, and how America has no future since a young woman can get away with this. However, I disagree. I think this is the future, and you better start to embrace it. Otherwise, you'll be going to a woman who sold her virginity for marriage advice.